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10 Biblical Jokes

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  1. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? Because he knew it was full of fish stories.
  2. How do we know that Moses was a good businessman? Because he kept striking deals with Pharaoh.
  3. What kind of car did the disciples drive? A Honda, because the Bible says they were all in one Accord.
  4. Why did the donkey refuse to carry King Solomon? Because he was tired of being saddled with all of his problems.
  5. What kind of tea did the Israelites drink before the Red Sea parted? Chamomile, because they were all very calm.
  6. Why was Goliath such a bad sport? Because he always threw a fit when he lost his head.
  7. Why did God create Adam before Eve? Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
  8. What did the farmer say when he lost his cows? “Where, oh where, have my little sheep gone?”
  9. Why did Cain kill Abel? Because he wasn’t Abel to control his anger.
  10. Why did Noah keep bees on the ark? Because he needed to ark-hive his honey.
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