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10 Biblical Jokes

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  1. Why was Moses such a bad baseball player? Because he couldn’t find the plate.
  2. What kind of car did the disciples drive? A Honda, because the Bible says they were all in one Accord.
  3. Why did the Pharisee refuse Novocain during his root canal? Because he wanted to feel the pain of the Law.
  4. Why did the donkey refuse to carry Jesus into Jerusalem? Because he was afraid of being cross.
  5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  6. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my John Deere?”
  7. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? Because it kept swallowing him up.
  8. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
  9. Why did Delilah break up with Samson? Because he was always bringing the house down.
  10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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