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Nathan’s Stand Up Comedy: “Becoming a Good Child”

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Nathan: Hey everyone, good to be here! So, I was thinking about what I wanted to talk about tonight and I realized, we all have something in common. We were all children once, right? Some of us still act like children, but that’s a different story.

But seriously, being a good child is so important. I mean, your parents sacrifice so much for you, the least you can do is be a good child in return. And I should know, I have some experience in this area.

One time, my parents asked me to clean my room. And like any good child, I ignored them for weeks. Finally, my dad came up to me and said, “Nathan, clean your room or I’ll take away your video games.” And that’s when I knew he meant business.

So, I cleaned my room, but I did it my way. I just shoved everything in the closet and under the bed. And you know what? My parents never found out. I thought I was so clever, until one day, I couldn’t find my favorite shirt. I looked everywhere for it, and finally, I opened the closet. And out comes this avalanche of clothes and toys and I was buried alive. I had to call my parents for help.

But you know what? I learned my lesson. Being a good child means doing what your parents ask, and doing it right. It means being responsible and respectful. And you know what else? It pays off.

One time, I surprised my parents by cleaning the whole house without them asking. And you know what they did? They took me out for ice cream. It was the best ice cream I ever had. And you know what else? It was worth it.

So, to all the children out there, be a good child. Trust me, it’s worth it. And to all the parents out there, give your children some ice cream once in a while. It’ll motivate them to be good children.

Thanks for listening, folks. Good night!

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